It's a plan

 Monday Monday. Riding in on a rail. Maybe I've been going about it all wrong. Instead of waking up and staring into the headlights with my fingers crossed, I need a plan from the get-go. Everything works better with a plan I'm told. So, here's my plan to keep the damage from spilling over into the rest of the week. Coping skills people. Get 'em out and use 'em.

1. To battle the usual Double Stuff Oreos and coke induced haze of self loathing, check out this picture

http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=4392#164851

 and tell yourself that you may have a belly full of jelly but at least you aren't being mistaken for Skeletor. Ugh. Then listen to this

http://youtu.be/IyYnnUcgeMc 

and tell everyone you come across(in any context) for the rest of the week, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." Shakin' it a little while you're saying it couldn't hurt.

2. If your brain feels like it isn't back from it's weekend sabbatical, listen to this

http://youtu.be/1prhCWO_518
to give it an easy wake up,

then this to keep it going
 http://youtu.be/ptPekKOigkQ

 and then this
http://youtu.be/LwwkqABItLA
to chill everything out. It's not cool to stroke yourself out before, oh, Wednesday night at least.

3. To counteract the Poor Me's that hit about 2ish, watch this http://youtu.be/TLEK0UZH4cs

and just thank your lucky stars that you don't have cutleries in your knees.

4.  And if all of the above fails, watch this
http://youtu.be/4cN8RgFYrQg
 and at least be grateful you're not Canadian.

I know I embedded the links a little oddly but my browser is being extremely unhelpful so this is as good as it gets today.