Friday, June 1, 2012

City Livin'

Here's the thing.
 Nobody pays attention to car alarms anymore.
They've become so ubiquitous that it's not really alarming
 when they go off. Just REALLY annoying.
So, for example, if your stupid car alarm goes off at, oh, let's say, 2:10 in the freaking a.m.!!! and you just let it shriek and shriek and shriek because you're a total asshat. But then I happen to peek out the window and see masked bandits tip-toeing around said car. Not only will I not do anything to hinder whatever nefarious intent they might have pertaining to your car, I'll probably be out there holding the Slim Jim and a plate of cookies.

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