Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry

As I survey (with my rheumy, cold virus encrusted eye) the wreckage that was, just a short time ago, my living room, I feel the urgent need to wish a Happy Holiday to all of you fruitcakes out there who are still into that crap. It's probably the huge amounts of mucus and fluid filling up my lungs and making me woozier with every labored breath that makes me want to do this. Be grateful-because this is probably all you're gettin' due the fact that I haven't been able to talk since Saturday and have been so out of it I never made it to the post office with my stupid Christmas cards. Merry frickin' Christmas everybody.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my goodness! you poor woman you, call me when you can speak, all my christmas is down do u need help??? lol

Jenna said...

Shauna, Shauna, Shauna, you never cease to amaze me or make me laugh. I love you. Feel better.

Krysta said...

Thats ok. I didn't do cards or anything this year either. The way things went for me last year, I'm still amazed by those who did!