When you are a poor, jobless loser (like me) and you are slightly allergic to housecleaning (like me), it turns out you have some time on your hands. So-I will occasionally click on the blog of note when I am logging in to mine. You know-for curiosity sake if nothing else. I came across one called Clever Girl Goes Blog and then followed a few from her blog. Well, it also turns out that I am not smarty pants enough by half to be writing a blog. This is my apology to any of you who might have accidentally read some of my blog instead of one of the other ones that are so clever clever toilet lever.
I am sorry that:
I never refer to my husband as "the hubs"
I don't have a BFF main gay to write silly stories about and with whom to watch lame t.v. shows
I don't rant endlessly about my political obsessions
I don't compare my life to 80's movies like Sixteen Candles and the Breakfast Club
I don't obsess about how many people read my blog and why
I don't blog in nothing but one inch wide stream of consciousness blog entries
I don't post pictures of my dog, cat , parrot, fish, hamster etc... daily and then give them cutesy names and blog about their tummy troubles
I assume you don't want to hear about my hemorrhoids, hysterectomy, kidney stones, erectile dysfunction etc.. and therefore don't blog about it.
I don't write dark, intense, belly button gazing blog entries about how hard it is to be so cool
I have only posted one poem on my blog-apparently, I should be only blogging in poetry form
I am sure there are many more blogging transgressions for which I need to apologize but I need to go post some really embarrassing videos of me dancing to the Backstreet Boys or something to My Space now. Let me know what I missed and we'll get it next time.
